Stove Top debuts stretchy trousers just in time for Thanksgiving dinner

Lloyd Doyle
November 14, 2017

Especially considering that, thanks to Stove Top, this may finally be the year you're able to take your food consumption to new limits.

"This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the flawless way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in comfort and style", Stove Top's informercial informs viewers.


Now, Stove Top-the company that brings us questionably-spongy turkey stuffing each holiday season-is eliminating that problem (and by proxy endorsing over-eating) by selling trousers that stretch with your waistline. They can stretch to almost two times their original size, so you can feel free to go for that second helping of mashed potatoes, or turkey, or the whole table really.

Your choice has pivotal pants-related consequences. As part of the promotion, the company says it will donate $10,000 to Feeding America, a nonprofit that fights hunger in the United States.

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