SNL skewers Trump's first year in office, alleged affair with Stormy Daniels

Lester Mason
January 22, 2018

The 39-year-old, who has more than 150 film credits to her name including starring roles in "Good Will Humping" and "Operation Desert Stormy", said she'd met Trump at his private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2006.

"We have a government shut down, we have this wonderful woman's march going on today, and I am at a strip club by the airport in Greenville, South Carolina, to watch the woman the president was cheating on with his third wife".

Stormy kills it at the Strip club.


Catch CNN's recap of Stormy Daniels' MAHA tour performance above.

Daniels, 39, also pole-danced and even allowed some eager men to bury their heads between her big breasts, the Daily Mail reported.

A New York Times reporter, who actually filed a "news" report on the striptease event, was able to gather a few comments from the stressed-out new "celebrity". "I'm the hero you deserve right now". The line at her table belied the point...

"Imagine coming back when you're the most insecure", she said of her return. I'm the saint you merit at the present time.

She was asked what it had been like to be Stormy Daniels over the past week. "Stressful", she said. "And amusing".

Daniels also scrolled through her phone to provide the consultants with a list of names of possible campaign contributors, and included on the list were Steve Hirsch, founder of an adult entertainment company, Theresa Flynt, daughter of Hustler founder Larry Flynt, "Queen of Porn" Jenna Jameson, and Donald Trump. She alleges to be in relationship with Donald Trump, 71 back in 2006. But fans also noticed that Melania chose not to share a photo of herself with her hubby from that day and it seems like it was deliberate move on the First Lady's part - and many speculated that it could be because Melania is upset that the details of her husband's affair with a porn star have been made public.

After allegedly having sex on one occasion, Stormy recounted: "We hung out for a little while and he just kept saying, 'I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call you".

'Thank you, alright, once again this is the president's unbiased 100 percent accurate health assessment, ' he begins. Che said. "But the craziest thing that we got was that he was spanked by a magazine and he's afraid of sharks".

Victoria Zdrok: Made famous from such movies like Lesbians In Lust, For Your Ass Only, Soloerotica 9, Ukranian-born Victoria claims she went on several dates with Trump in the early-2000s.

Meanwhile, some Trump supporters don't care if the billionaire did have an affair with Daniels 12 years ago.

So much for Trump's infamous "Access Hollywood" tape boast about how "when you're a star, they let you do it". "And an airport strip club claimed its piece of the American presidency".

"It's my expert medical opinion that the president's got a rockin' bod, with the ideal amount of cushion for the pushin', and if given the chance, I would", he said.

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